23rd August 2006

Shoot! How to travel without a passport?

posted in Blah, Humour |

Many of you, fellow blogger kawan-kawan knew I was away on business trip to Singapore. Yah, somemore I left a cheeky note on Daniel’s blog telling him I would be off to Singapore in a few minute times. But I bet you don’t know what happened on the way.

I did not even have the excitement if you ask me since my weekend was packed like sardin. I was so deprived of a day-off. The only thing that stirred my emotions was my Korean partner’s visit to Malaysia. I have always wanted to meet her and show her around Kuala Lumpur. And of course to visit our world’s tallest towers that were humbly hidden in the haze.

I would say, my trip to Singapore was really fruitful except with some drama happened on the way. As Michelle was teaching me Korean, the pronounciation of consonants, vowels and some easy phrases. I spent almost two hours learning Korean in the coach, read as well as write. But not until when she taught me how to say “I am on my way to Singapore…”, something came across my mind.

“Gosh! I forgot to bring my passport!” [-o<

Those who were not deaf or awake had probably been appalled by my sudden scream. Especially my boss. I heard her crying, “OH NO!” from her nap. Lucky she did not react saying, “Oh, that is really thoughtful of you!” (that’s her favourite line). She probably went insane if she really said that. Then, there was around 5 sec of silence and all their eyeballs focusing in me. I slapped my face to see if I was dreaming. No, it wasn’t a dream.

“So how? How do I get to Singapore without a passport?” I asked myself.

As I was thinking of HOW, my boss looked at me calmly and asked me not to worry. My colleague suggested some not-so-wise idea which is to ask my parents to drive down to Johor and pass me the passport. Another one asked if I can obtain a temporary pass to Singapore. This seems to be a good idea but to make sure it works, I got my Singaporean friend to check every possibility on that. They all returned my call and said sorry, no that is not feasable. How I wished Singapore immigration accept our MYcard and I don’t need to go through the hassles. After all is just a bridge like crossing to Penang what.

Howsoever while I was still in state of panic, my boss detailed out that I should call home and get my family member to send the passport over to the coach company. I could see the light bulp blinking above my head when she said that *-:) No wonder she is my boss. She helped calling Airebus and request for special urgent assistance. Greenlight was given and they agreed to deliver the passport to me on the next coach departing at 20:00. The stones of my heart immediately dropped down to half the weight. Then I called my dad to help deliver the passport to Boulevard hotel where the ticketing counter is located. You can’t believe how badly I was scolded by him on the phone. Most of the people sitting around me could roughly hear what he said. But I deserved it, didn’t I?

I was seriously and stupidly rationalizing why was I not carrying my passport. Was it because this time I took a coach instead of flight that’s why the word “PASSPORT” did not register into my mind? How could I only remember buying famous Bee Chean Heng Bakkwa (some marinated grilled pork meat), pork floss for my fellow regional partners? My mind was circled with all sort of questions of why did I not have my passport.

While everybody waived goodbye as they passed through the immigration at Johor second link, left alone poor Vicky sitting on the broken bench waiting time pass. I thought to myself, it was still fortunate enough to have Reader’s Digest accompanying me. 8-> I took them out readng page by page in details like it was never before. Soon after 10 mins sitting on the bench, someone approached me. It was the immigration officer.

Officer: “Amoi, you buat apa duduk sini?’ (Miss, what are you doing here?)
Me: “Ha…saya lupa bawa passport.” (Err..I forgot to bring my passport?)
Officer: “Aiyoh…ini macam kamu pun boleh lupa ka? Apa sal kamu lupa?” (Raised eyebrow, looking at me pittifully and said how can you forget bringing your passport?)
Me: “Errr… memang tak boleh ingat kenapa” (Really don’t know why I forgot)
Officer: “Mesti terlalu miss kamu punya boyfriend la!” (Surely you miss your boyfriend a lot)
Me: -_-” #-o
Officer: “Sudah kahwin ke? (Are you married?)

What the heck? What is to do with marriage and forgot bringing passport. :-w

2nd Link Johor Immigration

Anyway, these bunch of immigration officers are never the same like whom I had seen before. They had their sweetest smiles on their faces and most friendly manner in their hearts. I told them I should be getting my passport by 00:00 on 22 Aug. Each one of them took their break and talked to me as and when the outbound flow was not heavy. Well, if you think I was not embarrased with my forgetfulness then you are really wrong and should leave me being your friend.

immigration officers

Officer: Kamu kerja mana? (Where do you work?)
Me: Di travel line. (Work at travel industry.)
Officer: Aiyoh…ini macam sendiri kerja di travel pun boleh lupa bawa ke? (With puzzled look, how can you forget since you’re in the travel trade?)
Me: -_- ” #-o
There were two of them been extremely nice to me. We talked about a lot of things, ie their personal encounters with drug trafficker, bringing fictacious passport and with those suspicious looking people. One of them had even offered me to drive out to have dinner when his shift was due. I rejected him nicely and suggested it would be better if he could offer me a bottle of mineral water since I was really thirsty.

Drinks

The place where I sat was quite stuffy, once of the officers noticed me sweating so he slided the window to allow some cool air flow through me.

passport

I really wanted to extend my gratitudes to many people who showed their kindness along the way.

1. My dad and sis - They delivered the passport to hotel, really sorry for contributing a great loss of dead cells if not because of my intense incident.

2. My boss - Thank her for being calm and rescued her careless subordinate.

3. My colleagues - For checking with the drivers to confirm which immigration check-points we passed by and to bring so much laughter after the whole ordeal.

4. Fairuz ticketing officer of Airebus - Keeping my passport safe and sound at the counter.

5. Shamsul, cabin crew of Airebus - Patiently answered all my panicky calls and keep my passport safe throughout the whole journey.

6. Immigration Officers - For changing my perceptions towards government officers, hey, they are a bunch of nice people around too! Thanks for the drinks although it’s not Peel Fresh that I had asked for. My Bahasa Malaysia improved well after speaking to all of you.
7. Some friends - who got my message and helped praying for me.

Especially to No. 3 and 4, it was an immense effort offered by them in which some of us would not even commit to do so. I will definitey write a thank you letter to Henry, executive director of the company to tell him that his guys did a fantastic job. I did ask them if this was their first time having “sotong” (blur) people like me. And the answer is YES. *sigh* ^:)^

Of course I can’t help but to thank God for journey mercy to have angels o:-) protecting me all the way. My God opened my eye sights and see many things in different pespectives this time.

All I want to say about my Singapore business trip on 21 Aug is a fruitful yet unforgettable one #:-s

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  1. 1 On August 24th, 2006, Michael UNITED KINGDOM Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.6 said:

    So which took longer, waiting for your passport or writting this entry? :P

    vicky: u say leh? wanna do this all over again? Make sure you clock me okay?  ;;;)

  2. 2 On August 24th, 2006, earl-ku MALAYSIA Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.6 said:

    there is always a limelight no matter what happen la …

    keep calm and look on the brighter side, in ur case, u get to know the other side of the Immigration Officers …

    :)

    vicky: he he of coz of coz. This incident also reminds me of “A friend in need is a friend in deed”. But most of them couldnt come and bring me outta the wilderness due to the great distance btw JB/SIN/Immigration Checkpoint. The world is still filled with bunch of nice and beautiful people! Louis Armstrong is singing into my ears now.

  3. 3 On August 24th, 2006, iqwolf CHINA Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.6 said:

    已阅~袜哈哈:d

    vicky: ;))  好感动哦。谢谢支持!

  4. 4 On August 24th, 2006, earl-ku MALAYSIA Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.6 said:

    email me … i got the canotonese and the taiwanese version also … italian too

    wakakaka

  5. 5 On August 24th, 2006, earl-ku MALAYSIA Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.6 said:

    ha i like this Ajax comment box, and got spam control also … hahaha

    too bad not working with my current theme la …

  6. 6 On August 24th, 2006, Gallivanter MALAYSIA Windows 2000 Internet Explorer 6.0 said:

    Anyong Haseyo! :o That was a shocking but captivating read….

    vicky: Ann yeong ha-se-yo.  Ya I wish I could turn back the clock. :p It’s really funny when I left a msg on ur tagboard and there goes me blurblur forgot bringing passport to travel! If by flight I gotta say “Ann-Yeong Ha Gay-Se-Yo” to everybody already!

  7. 7 On August 25th, 2006, Gallivanter MALAYSIA Windows 2000 Internet Explorer 6.0 said:

    I know. Sometimes we tend to forget that Singapore’s a country because it’s sooooo tiny. \:d/

    vicky: :"> ya lo, didn’t penetrate to my mind that I need a passport travelling on coach to Sg. The whole world know about my sotongness. Esp among my relatives….my dad already broadcasted it for me! :( :-@

  8. 8 On September 10th, 2006, chingggg` SINGAPORE Windows XP Internet Explorer 6.0 said:

    wow ma colleagues from KL did a wonderful job! cheers.

    vicky: thanks for dropping by. yea, He did an excellent job! I still owe him a appraisal letter. Been very busy after returning from S’pore. Must let Henry know bout this. 

  9. 9 On December 21st, 2006, :: jotting the lines ::» Blog Archive » Word on The Street Photos (2) MALAYSIA WordPress 2.0.4 said:

    […] How can I not introduce him to you, ladies and gentlemen - The director of all musical productions, Julian Wong. He is a geek, a drama lover, a great father of 3 girls (yes 3rd is on her way), a kid at heart (hahah, check his Nintendo and X-box man) and a wonderful friend to me. I was intimidated by his outer appearance at first therefore didn’t want to cross his path. More so I heard his voice can go up to 130 decibels when he reprimanded someone. Gee, I don’t want to get that from him. But somehow, we got to know each other more during Christmas Tale when I just started my blog not long ago. All thanks to the wired world! He has always been encouraging and his advices nevertheless are very practical and real to me. He once asked me this question, “If given three people, non family members to call during your troubled times, who would you call?” Hey and he was the one I called during the time I got stuck in the immigration. The tie with Wong’s family has always been close to me, though not all of them but Ju thank you so much for your care and your heartfelt support all this while! […]

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